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Quero mais o quê? One of my favourite things to do in Rio is to spend time at the beach - taking in the beautiful scenery at Posto 9, playing frescobol or beachvolley, having a laugh at some men in their sungas, admiring others, and envying the gorgeous Carioca women in their tiny "Biquini tomara-que-caia" (Bikini "I hope it falls!"). The beach is the place Cariocas go to be seen, to love, play and frolic, and to have a Capirinha (ou duas) with a new amor as the sun sets behind the forest-covered peaks of Dois Irmãos. Seeing and admiring these things only makes us gringos try to make an attempt to become more like a Carioca. (but most of the time we fail!) The beach is never boring. If you get tired of ogling the bodies of the bronzed and buff locals, you can wile away happy hours admiring the Brazilians' dexterity for Futevôlei, Altinha, and anything else involving a football. Or buy a Mate com limão from a passing vendor (he'll be the one shouting Maaaaaaaaaate!) or an Açaí com granola (guess what he'll be shouting). Or go chat to some locals! If you're too shy to say hello, then ask them to watch your bag while you go in the water, and before you know it you'll be invited home for dinner! (Or out for a few chopps in Lapa later that evening…) Each part of the beach has a different character, and a different galera. Head to Posto 9 if you're looking for 'gatos e gatinhas', to Posto 8 if you like lots and lots of boys (and rainbows), Posto 10 if you're a sporty type, and right in front of the Caesar Park Hotel (or to Copa) if you're a rich sunburnt gringo who enjoys being surrounded by prostitutes. No matter which Posto you choose though, be brave enough to wear your sunga or only nipple covering bikini and a thong, but remember: nudity is unacceptable! And if you're a gata then prepare yourself for the inevitable comments from passing brasileiros, which range from the complimentary 'que linda!', 'caraca, que é isso?', to the more animal: 'mmmmm!' and a 'woof!' or both! If you're a gato you can even try it yourself! So pick your spot and enjoy the view! And let's meet for some samba in Lapa later. Te ligo gato! By: Karen H.
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